I NEED GAS RIGHT NOW!
I know, it’s cold and your (cleverer, sexier, wiser and all-round better) other-half told you to get gas last weekend already but you forgot because the local pub is on the way and it was happy hour…
We gots you covered guvna. We can do same day delivery and we can do next day delivery so you can look like a hero and no one needs to open that Pandora’s box that is happy hour.
But don’t be a putz. The clever play for working with bottled gas is to always have at least one spare. That way when you run empty you swap the gas bottles over and then re-order, that’ll give enough time for you to make use the of the free delivery option.
We do Convenience
We’ve made ordering your gas exchange so simple that running out of gas now truly is optional. It’s something you do if you don’t have the heart to tell your significant other their cooking sucks and you really feel like oily deep fried chicken from that red logo take out for supper tonight.
We Exchange Anything
We’ve been sitting around the negotiation table hammering out some new strategic deals which allow us exchange any brand, colour, size, race, ethnicity, religious preference or sexual orientation of gas bottle, no problem.
The world’s a connected place today, there are fridges connected to the internet to let you know when the milk is finished. There are toasters that can kick off a internet routine of your choice, so you can play The Yellow Rose of Texas when your toast pops-up, on your phone. It’s a wonderful revolution we are living through. And we want to be a part of it. One of our values, after all, is to embrace technology wherever it makes sense, and another is to be first and best.
So we have hooked up a host of options using technology to assist with ordering. The whole trick is to get yourself registered the first time you order from us. Once you are on the system, whatever mechanism you use to order, the inertia will be minimal.